So while World War III is fast approaching (well, Newt Gingrich on yesterday’s Meet The Press actually thinks it’s here already), I figured I’d just post this list of possible titles from a few books I’ve been thinking that people in the Bush administration should write. Enjoy.

• They’ve Got Your Number — The White House and Domestic Spying
• Feeding and Care of Government Plants — The Jeff Gannon Story
• A Brick Through Your Window — The Patriot Act Revealed
• From Florida to Ohio — Theft of a Nation (Twice!)
• Killing Kyoto — How to Demolish a Glacier in Only Eight Years
• Under My Thumb — The Disappearance of America’s Middle Class
• Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore — The “New” New Orleans
• Does Not Work Well With Others — Bush vs. North Korea and Iran
• You Sunk my Pension! — The Enron Connection
• One Cocktail Too Many — How Cheney Shot A Man In The Face
• Do As I Say, Not As I Do — The Signing Statements of George Dubya
• Oedipus Revisited — Why Bush Jr. Started A War
• Knock, Knock… — Dick Cheney and the Secret Energy Meetings
• It’s Really Good To Know The King — Halliburton and the No Bid Contract
• Fleischer, McClellan and Snow — No Comment
• I Wish They Would Just Stop It — Bush’s Foreign Policy
• Pardon Me? — Scooter Libby’s Christmas Wish List