Another “Faith” Clown Who Can’t Speak

Oh man. If the George W. Bush fans are looking for another (p)resident just like him, they need look no further than Mike Huckabee. You know when you’re watching Dubya and he starts trying to make some analogy and he starts rolling along into his story and suddenly the wheels come off? Common sense would dictate that he just stop speaking for a moment and recompose himself, but like so many other politicians, he just keeps talking. Remember when Dan Quayle talked about “Hitlerism” and what a dark time in this country’s history that was? Remember that blank stare in Bush’s eyes as he tried to remember how to say, “Fool me twice, shame on ME?” Well, here’s a quote from Faux News Sunday with Chris Wallace. Wallace, to his credit (or does he hate Huckabee as much as most right-wingers?), asked Huckabee about the the fact that ultimately, no WMDs were found in Iraq. Huckabee tries to make the case that just because they weren’t found didn’t mean they weren’t there. He then goes on to suggest that Jordan might have accepted them. You know, Jordan, one of our allies in the middle east. Then he starts the train wreck, trying to make some analogy to the NFL and what we normally simply call, “Monday Morning Quarterbacking.” Check it out, it’s a classic:

WALLACE: Governor, the Iraq survey group looked around Iraq for months after the invasion, could find no evidence that Saddam Hussein had an active program, a WMD program, when he was ousted, any active stockpile of weapons.Do you have any evidence for that contention?

HUCKABEE: Oh, I don’t have any evidence. But he was the one who announced openly that he did have weapons of mass destruction. He was also the one who had used similar weapons in the past.

I think let’s remember, too, that both Democrats and Republicans and our intelligence agencies believed that he had them.

My point was that, no, we didn’t find them. Did they get into Syria? Did they get into some remote area of Jordan? Did they go to some other place? We don’t know. They may not have existed.

But simply saying, “We didn’t find them, so therefore they didn’t exist,” is a bit of an overreach. And the bigger point is that at the time we went into the war — and that was really the question, should we have gone in.

If we had not have gone in and he had unleashed weapons of mass destruction, then everybody would be second-guessing the president and saying, “We should have taken action. The president was derelict in his duty.”

So it’s so easy. It’s like sitting down Monday morning at breakfast with your buddies and talking about why the quarterback of the NFL team didn’t get the winning play.

But you know what? If you’ve been on the NFL field and you’ve taken a couple of hits from 300-pound linemen, it’s a little, I guess, maybe different perspective in what you should have done.

So I think let’s give the president some credit for taking action that he thought would, in fact, help America. And Democrats agreed with him. And now it’s easy to second-guess, but I’m grateful that the president was willing to take what actions he thought would make America safer.

Sunday was apparently a rough day for John McCain as well. On “Meet The Press,” he was asked by Tim Russert whether or not he’d sign his own immigration bill if he was president. McCain took a long time to answer the question, but um, didn’t answer the question. Seems like it would be a pretty simple answer. I mean, McCain sponsored the bill, right? Yipes!

MR. RUSSERT: If the Senate passed your bill, S1433, the McCain-Kennedy Immigration Bill…SEN. McCAIN: Mm-hmm.

MR. RUSSERT: …would you as president sign it?

SEN. McCAIN: Yeah, but we–look, the lesson is it isn’t won. It isn’t going to come. It isn’t going to come. The lesson is they want the border secured first. That’s the lesson. I come from a border state. I know how to fix those borders with walls, with UAVs, with sensors, with cameras, with vehicle barriers. They want the border secured first. And I will do that, and, as president, I will have the border state governors secure–certify those borders are secured. And then we will have a temporary worker program with tamper-proof biometric documents, and any employer who employs someone in any other circumstances will be prosecuted. That means a lot of people will leave just, just normally because they’re not going to be able to get their job. Then, of course, we have to get rid of two million people who have committed crimes here. We have to round them up and deport them. As far as the others are concerned, we were in an ongoing debate and discussion when this whole thing collapsed, and part of that, I think, has to be a humane approach. Part of it has to be maybe people have to go back to the country that they came from for a period of time while we look at it. But the principle that the American people want, secure the borders, reward no one ahead of someone who has either waited or has come to this country legally because they have broken our laws to come here. But I’m confident–look, there’s, there’s humanitarian situations. There’s a soldier who’s missing in action in Iraq. His wife was here illegally. America’s not going to deport her. We have humanitarian circumstances. America’s a generous Judeo-Christian valued nation, and we can sit down together. The–all leading Republican candidates now just about agree that with–using those principles that I just articulated, we can fix it. But secure the borders first.

MR. RUSSERT: But you would sign your bill…

SEN. McCAIN: It’s not going to come across my desk.

MR. RUSSERT: It won’t pass.

SEN. McCAIN: I–if pigs fly, then–look…

MR. RUSSERT: So it’s dead.

SEN. McCAIN: The bill, the bill is dead as it is written. We know that. We know that. And the bill is going to have to be, and I would sign it, securing the borders first and articulating those principles that I did. That’s what we got out of this last very divisive and tough debate. And we have to get those borders secured. That’s what Americans want first.

McCain…Liberal Democrat?: A Response

I dont think there is a big hard on for Romney (at least not yet). His current position is almost entirely the result of absolute carpet bomb advertising. He’s outspent his nearest rival by a crazy multiple. Like 6x or something. Unless you’re hopelessly unelectable, that much advertising has an effect (remember, the average voter is an idiot and a lemming). His record in MA actually wasn’t bad. That was back when he was pro-choice and in favor of universal health care. But the good Lord talked him out of such soft-headed, liberal positions. He’s seen the light and abandoned them. That makes him: yes, a hypocrit. Who the fuck would vote for a guy who so blatantly flip flops on an issue of such moral importance as choice simply in order to get elected? Other whores, I guess.

I’m not sure the right wing pundits hate Huckabee and McCain, I just think they have (very real) concerns about their willingness to toe the party line. I’m most worried about a McCain nomination because the guy is very centrist. He frequently disagrees with both the social and fiscal conservative wings of his party. And if he got the nomination, he would absolutely run to the center. That’s the old Nixon strategy: in the primaries, run to the right; in the general, run to the center. Tried and true. Because it’s only the wing nuts that vote in the primary, while in the general you need to secure some independent votes and Reagan Democrat/blue collar votes to win. They like Huckabee even less but not because of his appeal to evangelicals. What they can’t stand is that he (i) will raise taxes when necessary, and (ii) is happy to gore the sacred cows of big business Republicans. He famously referred to the influential Club for Growth (an anti-tax PAC) as the Club for Greed (he spoke with NPR about it here). While evangelicals may be the unwitting dupes in electing Republican presidents, it’s the rich that finance those campaigns. And the rich don’t like taxes. Like they can’t spare an additional 2% of their income to, oh, help starving people buy FOOD. How much fucking money is enough? Whatever. Fuck all three of them. Take your pick of Republicans in this exciting race between Larry, Curley, and Moe.

McCain… Liberal Democrat?

I just don’t understand the big hard-on the right-wing radio hatemongers have for Mitt Romney. I was “forced” to listen to 770 WABC tonight on the way home, since the rental car I was in didn’t pick up Air America out on the Island. Mark Levin was doing his usual schtick, and that included extolling the virtues of Mitt, and name-calling “Mike Hucka-phony.” How clever, Mark… You’re just so clever with your cool little nicknames you come up with for the candidates you don’t like.

“Independent Republican means Liberal Democrat,” he said, talking about John McCain. “He’s going to be swinging right over to their side if he becomes the nominee.” Um, yeah… OK. My guess is if he’s the nominee, the GOP is going to exert so much influence on him that he’ll cave just like he did when George Dubya asked him to speak at the 2004 convention. And this, after Bush’s minions push-polled voters in South Carolina back in 2000 and asked them, “if you knew John McCain fathered an illegitimate black child, would you be more likely to vote for him? Or less likely?”

That’s the only reason I’d be very scared of a McCain presidency. With a couple more Supreme Court nominees coming up, things could go very badly for progressive causes for decades if a Republican wins the presidency again.

Bill’s “Fairy Tale” Distorted

This past weekend, Hillary Clinton was asked by Tim Russert about a speech her husband gave on the campaign trail. Supposedly, Bill Clinton labeled the Obama campaign a “fairy tale.” At least, that’s the take from the following sources (list of quotes brazenly stolen from the Huffington Post):

New York Times, Jan. 11th: “[Former President Clinton] described Mr. Obama’s campaign narrative as a fairy tale.”

The Politico, Jan 11th: “…Bill Clinton dismissing Sen. Barack Obama’s image in the media as a ‘fairy tale'”

BreitbartTV, Jan. 8th, which hosted the full clip yet chose to headline it in the most inflammatory (and inaccurate) way possible: “Bill Clinton Fumes About Obama: ‘Biggest Fairy Tale I’ve Ever Seen'”

Same NYT article, quoting someone else incorrectly framing the comment: “[Rep. James E. Clyburn (D-SC)] saw the remark as a slap at the image of a black candidate running on a theme of unity and optimism. “To call that dream a fairy tale, which Bill Clinton seemed to be doing, could very well be insulting to some of us.”

Maureen Dowd, NYT, Jan 9th: “Bill churlishly dismissed the Obama phenom as ‘the biggest fairy tale I’ve ever seen.'”

Donna Brazile on CNN, Jan. 8th: “For him to go after Obama, using a fairy tale, calling him as he did last week. It’s an insult. And I will tell you, as an African-American, I find his tone and his words to be very depressing.”

So there are the stories, and Sunday we had Russert confronting Hillary on the issue (full Meet the Press transcript is here). First he noted,

RUSSERT: So there was the former president chastising the press for the way it was covering the Obama campaign and saying of Mr. Obama’s effort, `The whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I’ve ever seen.”

Then later on he used the following quote from the speech as backup to tie “Obama’s effort” to the words “fairy tale”:

CLINTON: Give me a break. This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I’ve ever seen.

Sounds pretty damning, doesn’t it? That is, until you read what Clinton actually said, and to what “fairy tale” he was referring. Read it, and you’ll see Russert is just as responsible as the other media hacks of basically fabricating a story by tying the words Obama and fairy tale together, then attributing them to Clinton. It’s totally reprehensible.

Here is the whole answer President Clinton gave to a question asked by an audience member, courtesy of The Swamp:

But since you raised the judgment issue, let’s go over this again. That is the central argument for his campaign. ‘It doesn’t matter that I started running for president less a year after I got to the Senate from the Illinois State Senate. I am a great speaker and a charismatic figure and I’m the only one who had the judgment to oppose this war from the beginning. Always, always, always.’

First it is factually not true that everybody that supported that resolution supported Bush attacking Iraq before the UN inspectors were through. Chuck Hagel was one of the co-authors of that resolution. The only Republican Senator that always opposed the war. Every day from the get-go. He authored the resolution to say that Bush could go to war only if they didn’t co-operate with the inspectors and he was assured personally by Condi Rice as many of the other Senators were. So, first the case is wrong that way.

Second, it is wrong that Senator Obama got to go through 15 debates trumpeting his superior judgment and how he had been against the war in every year, numerating the years, and never got asked one time, not once, ‘Well, how could you say, that when you said in 2004 you didn’t know how you would have voted on the resolution? You said in 2004 there was no difference between you and George Bush on the war and you took that speech you’re now running on off your website in 2004 and there’s no difference in your voting record and Hillary’s ever since?’ Give me a break.

This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I’ve ever seen…So you can talk about Mark Penn all you want. What did you think about the Obama thing calling Hillary the Senator from Punjab? Did you like that?

Or what about the Obama hand out that was covered up, the press never reported on, implying that I was a crook? Scouring me, scathing criticism, over my financial reports. Ken Starr spent $70 million and indicted innocent people to find out that I wouldn’t take a nickel to see the cow jump over the moon.

So, you can take a shot at Mark Penn if you want. It wasn’t his best day. He was hurt, he felt badly that we didn’t do better in Iowa. But you know, the idea that one of these campaigns is positive and the other is negative when I know the reverse is true and I have seen it and I have been blistered by it for months, is a little tough to take. Just because of the sanitizing coverage that’s in the media, doesn’t mean the facts aren’t out there.

Otherwise I do not have any strong feelings about that subject.”

Russert’s treatment of Mrs. Clinton is precisely why I no longer watch Meet The Press. I really got sick of watching Russert’s “fair and balanced” treatment of an issue consist of having as guests an extreme conservative and a moderate conservative, leaving the liberal side unrepresented. How many times has Joe Lieberman been invited on his show to act as the mouthpiece for the supposed “progressive” side of an issue? Too many times.

Russert didn’t even give Mrs. Clinton a chance to correct this blatant attempt to basically call Bill Clinton a racist, and spoke over her as she tried to explain that the quote had been taken horribly out of context and that the “fairy tale” tag was being applied squarely to Obama’s constantly-changing stance on the Iraq resolution to use force, and the subsequent occupation.

Again, so much for the “liberal media.” This is either extreme laziness on the part of reporters who have too much time to fill in a day and who have to help create and inflate a fabricated story, or it’s more of the same disgusting tactics that have been part of the two-decades-old campaign to smear the Clintons (see The Hunting Of The President: The Ten Year Campaign to Destroy Bill Clinton).

Looks like they’re going to have to make another movie.

Press Confounded by NH Primary Results

The Mainstream Press ™ is totally up in arms about how they could’ve been so wrong about NH. Dennis Kucinich is calling for a recount. Chris Matthews is consoling himself by talking about Hillary’s weepiness. There has been much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

The Guardian UK, in two separate articles, offered two explanations for what might have happened in NH on Tuesday. Just for the record, if you’re reading this far into the future, the polls had Obama at approximately 37% and Clinton at approximately 30% heading into Tuesday’s NH Primaries. Clinton went on to win, with 39% of the vote to Obama’s 37%.

So two explantions are given by the Guardian. The first is that NH voters are just racist, and Obama suffered from the “Bradley effect.” The Bradley effect is named after Tom Bradley, black mayor of Los Angeles, who lost his bid to become California’s Governor in 1982 despite having an overwhelming lead in the polls. The theory behind the loss was that white California residents, not wanting to appear racist, told pollsters that they were planning on voting for Bradley, but then pulled the lever for the white candidate once they were alone in the voting booth. The big conservative paper in NH, the Manchester “Union Leader,” claims the racism accusation is absolutely preposterous. Of course they would claim that. After all, that paper represents the demographic under this cloud of suspicion.

The second explanation is that some independent voters, more or less certain that Obama would win the Democratic primary, decided to vote for McCain since the Republican race between McCain and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was judged to be much tighter. Oops. Remember, NH in 2000 was very kind to Senator McCain. New Hampshire Republicans, Democrats and Independents alike selected him as their Republican candidate for president.

Of course there are plenty more primaries to be held in the next few weeks, and many delegates to be won and lost. However, if it comes to pass that NH is largely responsible for stopping the Obama Express — remember how important momentum is — and helping Hillary Clinton stabilize her footing in the Democratic race for the party’s nomination, we can essentially thank those independent McCain supporters for propping up Hillary. And if she wins the nomination, and even the presidency, how much can we thank those independent NH voters who were either too racist to pull the lever for Obama or who were more interested in helping out an “old friend” than a candidate for change?

The press has been pretty hostile to Hillary over the years, and I’ve gotten my digs in here as well. Howard Kurtz of the Washington Post wrote a whole article about how she has been vilified in the press. Even Tom Brokaw, onscreen, chided Chris Matthews the other night about his obvious dislike of Mrs. Clinton.

In this here blog, my main beef with Senator Clinton has been her apparent inability to come up with a direct answer to certain questions, such as “do you regret voting for authorization to use force against Iraq?” However, in the past few days I’ve found myself hoping that she gets the party’s nomination. Am I just a softie who’s been swayed by her recent attempts to really show a personal side of herself? Much was made of Hillary “tearing up” when asked a question in NH at a town hall meeting. In today’s world of five second sound bytes, I heard that full thirty or forty second clip at least six times on the radio at the top and bottom of each hour, and saw it four or five times on television. Some say it was a calculated performance. My take was it was exhaustion, coupled with a real conscious attempt that she was no longer going to put up such a wall between herself and the general public. Most commentators, particularly the right-wing ones, put it squarely in the “calculated” category. Could Hillary’s victory have also been partly due to “Limbaugh backlash?” Remember when Limbaugh lambasted Michael J. Fox over ads he appeared in for candidates who supported stem cell research? He basically said Fox was faking. There was a huge backlash, and some analysts made the case that Democratic candidates won in some areas at least partly in reaction to Limbaugh’s hateful message (just as an aside, I should mention that Fox did not just appear in ads for Democratic candidates). Perhaps people are finally sick of seeing Hillary get smacked down by the press and the talking heads? During the St. Anslem debate, when a local NH political analyst asked Mrs. Clinton about the “likeability factor,” and what she thought of the fact that polls seemed to indicate that Obama was likeable while she was not, Clinton responded, “well, that hurts my feelings.” Her timing in delivering the response was as perfect as any seasoned comedian. The audience howled with laughter and applause, and Mrs. Clinton just sat back in her chair and smiled. It’s a clip I could watch again and again, probably because it’s so completely and unquestioningly genuine, and is not plagued by the possible “calculated or not?” interpretations as the “tearing up” incident. Again, it was another clip that was played over and over again on the news, even here in NY. Did it have an effect of helping the NH voting public get back on board with her?

I personally know people who will never vote for Hillary, no matter how “likeable” she becomes (or *is*). They just “don’t like” Hillary is the response you get when you ask why they would never vote for her.

Why don’t they like her? It’s a good question, and often they don’t know themselves. It’s like the joke Bill Clinton told back in 2004 about the guy who was walking along the Grand Canyon, slipped and fell, and held onto a twig sticking out of the rock that he grabbed on the way down. Suddenly the roots start coming out and the man looks up and asks, “God, why me? I’m a good man, I worked hard, paid taxes all my life, I’m a really good man, why me?” At that moment, a thunderous voice comes out of heaven and says, “Son, there’s just something about you I don’t like…”

Hmmmm. OK. So it’s nothing to do with her record as Senator. They don’t know her record as Senator. There’s just “something about her” they don’t like.

So just as an aside, what about her record?

Looking into Clinton’s and Obama’s actual Senate votes (check them out at Vote Smart), I’m surprised by a couple things. The first is that Obama seems to have a significant number of “No Vote” notations on his record, especially on hotspot issues like National Security, Foreign Policy, Immigration and Defense. The second is how many times Clinton voted against progressive Democrats on issues such as oil leases, pay raises for congress (she voted for them), and a bill which would’ve prohibited the use of cluster bombs in areas near civilian populations. On the other hand, she did vote to implement the 9/11 Commission recommendations, while Obama voted against it.

It’s important for people to do their own investigations when choosing a candidate, and there are tools like Vote Smart, linked above, to help people do their homework. Part of the reason I mention this is because my father forwarded to me an e-mail I’ve seen several times in the last few days. It’s called (in all caps), “WHO IS BARACK OBAMA,” and I’m surprised it hasn’t been changed to “WHO IS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA?” yet. It basically brings back all the lies that have been told about Obama to date, only in one place — that he is a Muslim (he’s not), that his is an atheist (he isn’t), that he attended a madrassa (he didn’t), that he was sworn in on the Koran (he wasn’t), that he won’t say the Pledge of Allegiance (he will). The e-mail even says that “these facts have been checked by snopes, and you should check them out yourself!” Snopes covers the letter here, and says that the e-mail even has a link to snopes. The one my dad received did not have the link on it, so at some point someone made it even more difficult for people to check out the validity of the information in this e-mail.

These things are sent to place the seed of doubt, much like the “Al Gore is a liar,” stories, or the infamous so-called “Swift Boat Veterans for Truth” smears against John Kerry. See, we vote on “feeling” in this country. If any national election was actually decided by voters based upon the issues alone, no Republican would be voted into office for the next 30 years based upon the record of this (p)resident and the Republicans in congress. Instead, their minions work to place seeds of doubt about the Democratic candidate’s character. Again, “I just don’t like Hillary.” Or, “I don’t know about Kerry — didn’t he give his medals back or something? Weren’t some of the soldiers with him on the boat complaining that he didn’t really deserve his medals or something?” Or, “didn’t Al Gore say he invented the internet? What a liar.”

These smears have an impact on those who have not investigated the truth behind these candidates. The Obama letter is a perfect example. Thom Hartman was talking on his show yesterday about how he met someone in the bar at the airport who was talking about how he admired Jimmy Carter because he was the only president in recent times that didn’t make millions off his presidency, and that Reagan had some good ideas but he saddled the country with massive deficits. Next thing he knows, this person is telling him how he “just couldn’t vote for Obama though, because he was Muslim and was sworn in on the Koran.” So otherwise well-informed people are hearing these rumors and believing them.

Perhaps America is not really ready for a black president, or a woman president, if they can believe all these things about someone without bothering to check out the facts? Who knows what smear campaigns are coming down the pike? It’s all about racism, division, religion… Anything that’s “different” is so scary, right? I’ve heard more from the talking heads in the past few days about “NH racism” causing the Obama upset than any other subject. The press really hates to get things wrong. Perhaps they didn’t pay attention that a full 40% of voters were undecided going into the election and perhaps these voters didn’t all vote for Obama. Or perhaps they didn’t remember that this is a McCain-friendly state, and when people saw Obama was projected to run away with the Democratic contest, they decided to vote for McCain, supporting him in his attempt to secure the Republican nomination.

As for McCain, it’s been fun watching the right-wing talking heads trying to out-insult the guy in their attempts at getting Romney the nomination. Guess the Limbaughs and Hannitys and Savages and Levins just don’t realize how out of step they are with America. They don’t like McCain. They don’t like Huckabee. They’ll rip into both of them with reckless abandon. Yipes. God help you if you’re not the favorite of the right-wing talking heads. Rush was all flustered that New Hampshire independents and Democrats could vote toward nominating the Republican candidate if they wanted to.

It’s been that way for a long time, Rush. Look it up.

Mark Levin has been brutally savage on Huckabee, and went into a virtual tirade with guest Robert Bork. I really have to start taping these things because the hypocrisy is just stunning. My favorite part of Levin’s show came just before the interview, when he lambasted some liberal commentator who made some ad hominem attack on Romney.. I forget what it was, but someone had come up with some clever nickname for him. “Real yuckster… Real funny…” he said. Then, in the very next segment, he starts in with the Hillary bashing. Funny that he has this pet name for her — “her thighness.”

What a yuckster. Gotta love the smell of ultimate hypocrisy.

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